Tuesday, September 2, 2014

deadwhitewalker:

Thigh holster. That’s it. Nothing to add. 

chamisul:

tismys:

gxxdgxxn:

A$AP Rocky & Chanel Iman for Vogue September 2014

They look so good 

oh my god

So, I taught the little one a new word today
A good word too
Not a swear. For once…
I was feeding her dinner because she only really like to eat from me for some ungodly reason… But it was pasta and meat sauce and the bug LOVES the meat sauce. I told her as soon as she finished some noodles, she could have some of the meat. She ate a few of the noodles, looked up at me, and goes “Prom-missed.”
That’s right, I taught her “promise” I’m awesome.

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

(Source: maudit)

amphata:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages


I’m speechless, this is genius.

amphata:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

I’m speechless, this is genius.

(Source: cassieisclose)

My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps. Michael Carpenter, Death Masks by Jim Butcher (via missionlameturtle)

marklesextu:

kunikaze:

original-ginger:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck 

This just made my shitty day a whole bunch better.

SCREAMING OH MY GOD

(Source: fagprince)

Monday, September 1, 2014